“- Judge Dredd: Fergie, cover the rear!
- Fergie: But I've never fired a gun in my life!
- Judge Dredd: What the hell kind of criminal are you?
- Fergie: A nice criminal!”

Sylvester Stallone - Judge Dredd
Rob Schneider - Fergie

“- Aunt Edna: You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas. It made me so sick!
- Ellen Griswold: Oh, we're sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruitcake.
- Aunt Edna: Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes Claude?”
Imogene Coca - Aunt Edna
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold

“- Bud: How are you gonna get home?
- Sissy: I got a thumb, I got a middle finger!”
John Travolta - Bud
Debra Winger - Sissy

“Do you have bathrooms here or do I have to shit in a plant?”
Peter Dante - Dante

“Would anyone like... a peanut?”
Simon Pegg - Shaun