“- Fred Flintstone: I'm ignoring you right now.
- Wilma Slaghoople: What did you say?
- Fred Flintstone: I said, I'm adoring you right now.
- Wilma Slaghoople: Oh Fred. That's so sweet.”
Mark Addy - Fred Flintstone
Kristen Johnston - Wilma Slaghoople

“- Clown: Be careful. Don't hurt the little guy.
- Skinny: C'mon, elephants ain't got no feelings.”
Billy Bletcher - Clown
Malcolm Hutton - Skinny

“From now on, keep one eye on that candle, another eye on that one, and with the other eye watch me!”

Lou Costello - Ferdinand Jones

“- Mrs. Marjorie Davies: How did you rest?
- Freddie: With one eye open.”
Ann Harding - Mrs. Marjorie Davies
George Tobias - Freddie

“- Freddie: What I can't figure out is if they're protecting us or watching us.
- Ambassador Joseph E. Davies: Maybe a little of both.”
George Tobias - Freddie
Walter Huston - Ambassador Joseph E. Davies