“- Cop: Hellboy?
- Ry: Picture a guy named Hellboy... and that's what he looks like.”
Tony Hawk - Cop
Ryan Dunn - Ry

“- Jay: And this is Ernie.
- Ernie 'Ice': Yo, how many times I gotta tell you, it ain't Ernie no more. It's Ice.
- Jay: Oh yeah. This is Ice.”
Larry Bagby - Ernie 'Ice'
Tobias Jelinek - Jay

“Sometimes it looks as if the whole world is coming to Hell.”
Laird Cregar - His Excellency

“- Zeus: So, Hades, you finally made it. How are things in the underworld?
- Hades: Well, they're just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. And, as always, hey, full of dead people. What are you gonna do?”
Rip Torn - Zeus
James Woods - Hades

“Burn in hell, you little green bastard!”

Shay Duffin - Dan O'Grady