“- Loren Lukas: Where are you from?
- Stuart Richards: Mars.
- Loren Lukas: Terrific, I never made it with a Martian before.”
Arnaldo Santana - Loren Lukas
Richard Cox - Stuart Richards

“I would never take advantage of a sexually immature species.”
Persis Khambatta - Ilia

“- Dr. Laura Baker: Should I leave a message?
- Preston Lennox: Yeah. Tell him he's about to copulate with a creature from outer space.”

Marg Helgenberger - Dr. Laura Baker
Michael Madsen - Preston Lennox

“I'm not some sort of friendly cartoon Genie. And that is not a bottle, it is a spacecraft. I'm of a highly evolved alien species. I don't do funnyvoices, I don't sing catchy songs and I do not posess a magic carpet for your big bloated behinds to float upon! I'm here to observe your species mating rituals. Ok, Dum-Dums?”

Alan Cumming - Gazoo

“- Screen Voice #1: Look! An alien!
- Screen Voice #2: Yeah. We'd better have sex with each other.
[Sam McKenna discreetly looks at the screen]
- Mitch Weaver: Note to self: Sam just looked at the screen.”

Norm MacDonald - Mitch Weaver