“Guests bring food. Food attracts animals. This one time, a bear came. And then the bear had to be destroyed. Which means they shot it in the head with a rifle, and killed it, and it died.”
Matthew Peters - Trumpet Kid

“- Uncle Max: We're food for other animals! A moveable feast, feared by no-one and eaten by all!
- Timon: But when they die, they become the grass, and we eat the grass, right?
- Uncle Max: Not exactly. We can't digest grass. We're grass intolerant.”
Jerry Stiller - Uncle Max
Nathan Lane - Timon

“He's a sharp tooth! We're not his family! We're his diet!”
Anndi McAfee - Cera

“You guys have chickens? I love chickens! Are they extra crispy or original recipe?”
Pauly Shore - Crawl

“- Lucky Day: Dusty, how do you like your bat?
- Dusty Bottoms: Medium rare.”

Steve Martin - Lucky Day
Chevy Chase - Dusty Bottoms