“- Mr. Berger, George's Father: Goddammit, every time you come home there's trouble. Why don't you clean yourself up a bit? Why don't you get a haircut? Get a haircut and I'll give you the money, you don't even have to pay it back.
- George Berger: You'll give me the money if I get a haircut?”
George J. Manos - Mr. Berger, George's Father
Treat Williams - George Berger

“- Garbitsch: Brunettes are trouble makers. They're worse than the Jews.
- Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania: Then wipe them out.
- Garbitsch: Start small. Not so fast. We get rid of the Jews first, then concentrate on the brunettes.”
Henry Daniell - Garbitsch
Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania

“Looks familiar, but dearie, these blondes all bleach alike.”

Esther Howard - Jean

“Is that your real hair or did you scalp an angel?”

Bob Hope - Larry Haines

“What is a brunette standing between two blondes? An interpreter.”
Madonna - Sarah Jennings