“- Kevin Flynn: She still leave her clothes all over the floor?
- Lora: Flynn!
- Alan Bradley: No!
- Lora: Alan!
- Alan Bradley: I mean, not that often.
- Lora: Now you can see why all his friends are 14 years old!”
Jeff Bridges - Kevin Flynn
Cindy Morgan - Lora
Bruce Boxleitner - Alan Bradley

“- Eddie Bartlett: He can't be more than fifteen.
- George Hally: He'll never be sixteen.”

James Cagney - Eddie Bartlett
Humphrey Bogart - George Hally

“Me, I'm mentally retarded. I'm still 11-years-old when it comes to the 4th of July, circuses and haunted castles.”
Bob Hope - Larry Lawrence

“You're 40-years-old, you're four times as old as this girl, and you can't marry her, so you wait five years. By that time the little girl's 15 and you're 45. You're only three times as old as that little girl. So you wait 15 years and when the girl is 30, you're at 60. You're only twice as old as that little girl.”

Bud Abbott - Slicker Smith

- Lucky Jordan: Don't you know that you shouldn't be drinking at your age?
- Annie ("Ma"): I'd like to be drinking at your age, but time passes.
Alan Ladd - Lucky Jordan
Mabel Paige - Annie ("Ma")