“- Phil: Do you ever do anything that doesn't end in a stand-off, Chow?
- Mr. Chow: I a international criminal. It always ends like this. I met my wife at one of these things.
- Stu: You have a wife?
- Mr. Chow: Yeah, we married fifteen years. Whatsa matter, Mr. Chow not good-looking enough for woman?”
Bradley Cooper - Phil
Ken Jeong - Mr. Chow
Ed Helms - Stu

“Be flippant about your own crimes if you want to, but don't be flippant about mine!”
James Stephenson - Howard Joyce

“- Lord Peter Wimsey: What seems to be the trouble?
- Inspector Kirk: We're reconstructing the crime.”
Robert Montgomery - Lord Peter Wimsey
Leslie Banks - Inspector Kirk

“- Chief Painter: What are you doing here?
- Michael Shayne: Ask me later. I haven't thought of an answer yet.”

Donald MacBride - Chief Painter
Lloyd Nolan - Michael Shayne

“Never again will you dare - in my presence - to condone your crimes under the mask of patriotism.”

Flora Robson - Queen Elizabeth