“- Captain Clarence Oveur: What is it, Doctor? What's going on?
- Dr. Rumack: I'm not sure. I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.”

Peter Graves - Captain Clarence Oveur
Leslie William Nielsen - Dr. Rumack

“- Cindy: As we go on! We remember! All the time we! Spent Togheter! And as the time goes...
[suddenly the music comes to an abrupt stop]
- Vitamin C: [voice from the radio] Hey! Will you shut the fuck up and let me sing?”

Anna Faris - Cindy
Vitamin C - Bridget Jones

“Oh I'm the weird one? You're the one calling Barry Mannilow from a phone booth at 2:00 am!”
Jenna Elfman - The Angel

“- Detective Mateo Reyes: Yo Mike, why don't you just give it a little kiss? You know, make it feel better?
- Detective Marco Vargas: Hey, just pretend we're not even here.
- Detective Marcus Burnett: Say, isn't Ricky Martin having a concert? Get the fuck on!
- Detective Mateo Reyes: You always gotta go racial, man.”

Yul Vazquez - Detective Mateo Reyes
Jason Manuel Olazabal - Detective Marco Vargas
Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett

“- Guy on the Street: Hey big guy, you hear the news, my son Billy got the lead in his school musical.
- Hank: Well I guess he likes the cock after all.”
Googy Gress - Guy on the Street
Jim Carrey - Hank