David Steinberg quotes
“Silences are the most underrated part of comedy.”
“Nothing kills off humor more than overanalyzing it.”
“Being a lawyer in New York sucks because you're working eighty, sometimes a hundred hours a week.”
“The only reason I feel guilty about masturbation is because I do it so badly.”
“- Wendell Sonny Lawson: I'm talking about dying.
- Marty Lieberman: What do you mean?
- Wendell Sonny Lawson: I mean lying in the ground with dirt on your face and holding your breath forever.”