“Horrible Bosses” quotes(2011)
Plot – The working days of Nick, Kent and Dale would flow quieter if they didn't collide continuously with the harassments and malices of their three superiors. After drinking a little bit and listening to a freakout killer's advices, the three friends develop a crazy plan to permanently get rid of their tyrants, underestimating unexpected accidents.
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“Horrible Bosses” Quotes 10 quotes
“Life is a marathon and you cannot win a marathon without putting a few bandaids on your nipples!”
“- Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: Look, Dale, you know... I know I like to fool around at work, right? And I might even, you know, I might even cross the line a bit. But the last thing I wanna do is-is make you uncomfortable. I mean, it's just not professional, you know? And I pride myself on being a professional. So from now on, what I would like you...” (continue)(continue reading)
“No one's going to pay you to be a husband, unless you marry Oprah.”
“- Nick Hendricks: Where were you during the murder?
- Kurt Buckman: I was making love. I was making love to a woman. You know... murdering some ass.”
- Kurt Buckman: Are you a businessman?
- Dean 'MF' Jones: Yeah. Motherfucker Jones.
- Dale Arbus: Your first name is... Motherfucker?
- Dean 'MF' Jones: Not "motherfucker". "Motherfuckah". White people say "-er", Negroes say "fuck-ah". You say "er", I say "ah".
“Technically, I think it's immoral not to kill him.”
“I get to work before the sun comes up, and I leave long after it's gone down. I haven't had sex in 6 months with someone other than myself. And the only thing in my refrigerator is an old lime. Could be a kiwi, no way to tell.”
“- Kurt Buckman: Your father told me very clearly that he would rather die than save money and hurt people.
- Bobby Pellitt: Well guess what, looks like we're right on schedule then.”