Bob Newhart quotes
“Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.”
“Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.”
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.”
“Miss Bianca, from now on, can't we just take the train?”
“- Miss Bianca: Oh, Bernard. You are magnificent. You are absolutely hero of the day.
- Bernard: Miss Bianca, before anything else happens... will you marry me?
- Miss Bianca: Oh, Bernard! Of course I will!”
“- Howard Brackett: Tom, do I look like a homosexual?
- Tom Halliwell: Would you walk for me?”