“Strange Brew” quotes

Movie Strange Brew
Rick Moranis directed this movie in 1983
Title Strange Brew
Original title The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew
Year 1983
Directors Rick Moranis, Dave Thomas
Genre Comedy
Plot – Bob & Doug McKenzie are eccentric and great beer drinkers. One day the dream of their life to work in a brewery comes true, but the place where they are going to work is called Elsinore - as Hamlet’s castle - and it evokes disturbing atmospheres.
All actors – Dave Thomas, Rick Moranis, Max von Sydow, Paul Dooley, Lynne Griffin, Angus MacInnes, Tom Harvey, Douglas Campbell, Brian McConnachie, Len Doncheff, Jill Frappier, David Beard
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  • “[folding his arms] No point in steering now.”

    Dave Thomas - Doug McKenzie
  • “- Doug McKenzie: Lawyers are for sucks.
    - Bailiff: Hey, McKenzie brothers. Your lawyer is here.”

    Dave Thomas - Doug McKenzie
    Robert Windsor - Bailiff
  • - Claude Elsinore: And I'd like to point out that these tapes have not been faked, or altered in any way. In fact they have time coding, which is very hard to fake.
    - The Judge: For the benefit of the court would you please explain "time coding".
    - Claude Elsinore: Well, uh... just because I don't know what it is, it doesn't mean I'm lying.

    Paul Dooley - Claude Elsinore
    David Beard - The Judge
    [Tag:ignorance, lies]
  • “My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven. This sucks!”

    Rick Moranis - Bob McKenzie
  • “- Policeman: I wouldn't go in there. There's a big skunk in there.
    - The Inspector: [flashes his badge] We know about that. It's a Toronto skunk. My jurisdiction.”

    David Rigby - Policeman
    Tom Harvey - The Inspector
    [Tag:animals, police]
  • “- The Judge: I remind you not to speak, until you are spoken to!
    - Bob McKenzie: He's startin' to sound like the old man. Soon he'll be sending me out for beers.”

    David Beard - The Judge
    Rick Moranis - Bob McKenzie
    [Tag:father, talking]
  • “I was the last one left after the nuclearholocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. and Canada. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys and doughnuts shops had been wrecked. So I spent most of my time looking for beer.”
    Rick Moranis - Bob McKenzie
  • “If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.”
    Rick Moranis - Bob McKenzie
    [Tag:kiss, stink]
  • “- Doug McKenzie: I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.
    - Bob McKenzie: He saw Jedi 17 times, eh.”

    Dave Thomas - Doug McKenzie
    Rick Moranis - Bob McKenzie
    [Tag:movie, quotations]
  • “We'll always have our memories. The Colonel's dead. Here we are still enjoying his chicken.”
    Jill Frappier - Gertrude
    [Tag:food, memory]