“- Patrick Dennis: Is the English lady sick, Auntie Mame?
- Auntie Mame: She's not English, darling... she's from Pittsburgh.
- Patrick Dennis: She sounded English.
- Auntie Mame: Well, when you're from Pittsburgh, you have to do something.”
Jan Handzlik - Patrick Dennis
Rosalind Russell - Mame Dennis

“- Marlene DuChard: Paul... are you sure we ought to be here?
- Paul DuChard: There is nothing to worry about, my dear - we're in England now!
- Marlene DuChard: No, Paul. This is America.
- Paul DuChard: Oh yes, America.”
Louise Fletcher - Marlene DuChard
Fernando Lamas - Paul DuChard

“Regret do not understand English, only American.”
Warner Oland - Charlie Chan

“- Chon Wang: The English are not very friendly. What did they lose?
- Roy O'Bannon: A little thing called the American Revolution. They came over with about a million men. We had a bunch of farmers with pitchforks and beat 'em like a drum.”
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“I'm walking here! You're driving on the wrong side of the road! Bunch of amateurs, these people don't get it!”

Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon