“- Peter Morton: How long have you been married now?
- Andrew: Almost three years.
- Peter Morton: Quite a long time for Hollywood, isn't it?
- Andrew: Yeah.
- Peter Morton: Don't you get some kind of a plaque?
- Andrew: Yes. We stay together five years I get a free hair transplant and she gets a new set of breasts.”
Stephen Fry - Peter Morton
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Andrew

“I sent you to cover a piece of fluff, and you come back with a hostage situation.”

Robert Prosky - Lou Potts

“- Kevin Hollander: Sam Baily! You have 5 minutes to let the hostages go!
- Sam: Damn. I wanted it to be my idea.”

Alan Alda - Kevin Hollander
John Travolta - Sam

“Now children, you may see men walking around the halls with machine guns, but really you need not worry. They're just pretending.”

Sir Patrick Stewart - Bentley

“- Principal Maloney: What is going on? Raif, do something!
- Bentley: I am, Claire. I'm taking over your school.”
Brenda Fricker - Principal Maloney
Sir Patrick Stewart - Bentley