“- Nick Charles: I want to know something about apartment 25C. What I want to know is, how long did Rainbow Benny live in that apartment?
- Greek Janitor: No long. He's move in last night at seven and he's a dead at ten.”
William Powell - Nick Charles
Harry Burns - Greek Janitor

“What's so hard about finding an apartment? What you do is look in the obituary section. You see who died, find out where they lived, and tip the doorman.”
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns

“- Kathy Lutz: I just wish that... all those people hadn't died here. I mean... A guy kills his whole family. Doesn't that bother you?
- George Lutz: Sure, but... houses don't have memories.”
Margot Kidder - Kathy Lutz
James Brolin - George Lutz

“There is an air of quiet death in this house and I do not like the way it smells.”
Daniel Day-Lewis - Reynolds Woodcock

“I wanna tell you about the time I almost died...”