“- Rod Williams: I'm mad at you because you never take my advice.
- Chris Washington: Like what?
- Rod Williams: Like don't go to a white girl's parents' house. What is she doin'? Lickin' your balls or somethin'?”
Lil Rel Howery - Rod Williams
Daniel Kaluuya - Chris Washington

“Life would be a whole lot better if they were all dead. That's how a holocaust happens.
And that's what you all think of each other.”

Hilary Swank - Erin Gruwell

“We live in an age of darkness: a world full of fear, hate and intolerance. But in every age, there are those who fight against it.”
Halle Berry - Ororo Munroe

“If I never see another couple from Massachusetts it'll be too soon.”
Ritch Brinkley - Al

“- Gwen's date: Lactose Intolerant.
- Gwen Moss: Well, the first step is admitting it.”
Jeanne Marie Tripplehorn - Gwen Moss