“I would have been here sooner but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“The only surprise I like is to not be surprised.”
Wallace Shawn - Mr. Woodley

“-22: I just use this voice because it annoys people.
-Joe: It’s very effective.”
Jamie Foxx - Joe
Tina Fey - 22

“- Bonnie: I had a premoniton that I was gonna meet someone when I came down here.
- Brian: You still got time, you know.”
Lisa Banes - Bonnie
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

“Miss Finncannon. It's a pleasure to meet you. I hope you and Uglyhere find every happiness together.”
Brad Pitt - Tristan Ludlow