“Red Forman-Do you know how they treat their criminals in Russia? First offense, five years in Siberia. Second offense, ten years. Believe you me, there is no third offense.
Kitty Forman-Unless the criminal likes to make snow angels.”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman
Debra Jo Rupp - Kitty Forman

“Russia was built by people who drink vodka and drive.”
Lars Ranthe - Peter

“- Young Suzette: Selena, what are you doing?
- Young Selena: I'm looking up at the moon. And I'm dreaming.”
Victoria Elena Flores - Young Suzette
Rebecca Lee Meza - Young Selena

“- Connie Conehead: I think I'll have some Tang.
- Prymatt Conehead: Ah Tang, the drink astronauts took to the moon.
- Beldar Conehead: Astronauts to the moon?”
Michelle Burke - Connie Conehead
Jane Curtin - Prymatt Conehead
Dan Aykroyd - Beldar Conehead

“- Riker: Wow! Look at that!
- Zefram Cochran: Don't tell me you've never seen the moon before.
- Riker: It's just looks a lot different, that's all. There are 50 million people living on the moon in my time.”

Jonathan Frakes - William Riker
James Cromwell - Zefram Cochran