“- Margaret Wade: You know why men are so lousy when it comes to taking care of babies?
- Dennis Mitchell: They have better things to do.
- Margaret Wade: Like what? Play golf and drink beer?
- Dennis Mitchell: No, like hunting, having wars, driving cars, shaving, cleaning fish.”
Amy Sakasitz - Margaret Wade
Mason Gamble - Dennis Mitchell

“You know, women got the greatest gift in the world. All they got to do is fall in love, and some guy just takes care of them.”
Sharon Stone - Gloria

“- Ellie Grimbridge: What was that?
- Daniel Challis: Who cares?”

Stacey Nelkin - Ellie Grimbridge
Tom Atkins - Daniel Challis

“- Baby Houseman: It... it's just wrong this way. It should be with someone... it should be with someone that you sort of love.
- Lisa Houseman: Oh, come on. You don't care about me. You wouldn't care if I humped the entire army... as long as they were on the right side of the Ho Chi Minh Trail.”
Jennifer Grey - Baby Houseman
Jane Brucker - Lisa Houseman

“- Rowena: Are you all right? You don't even have to talk about it. It must have been awful, trapped out there with that wicked tongue. Well, I hope you gave it right back to her as good as she gave it.
- Dan De Mora: Oh, I know I did!”

Gail O'Grady - Rowena
Dennis Farina - Dan De Mora