- Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: I mean, she's like your sister!
- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Thank you for adding new depth to my confusion.

Ben Stiller - Rabbi Jake Schram
Edward Norton - Father Brian Finn

“The great thing about MJ is... when you look in her eyes and she's looking back in yours everything feels... not quite normal. Because you feel stronger and weaker at the same time. You feel excited and, at the same time, terrified.”

Tobey Maguire - Spider-Man

“You are a good guy, Troy. And actually, right now I think I like you better then I like myself. [confused] Did I just say that?”
Ashley Tisdale - Sharpay Evans

“Let's kick some names and take some ass!”
Allen Covert - Walter

“Don't stand there gawping! Like you've never seen the hand o' God before!”
Graham Arthur Chapman - General