“- Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: Have you ever done it in a dentist's chair?
- Nick Hendricks: Well, you go there and I'll just go to the men's room for a minute.
- Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: You're quite welcome to do that on me.”
Jennifer Aniston - Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.
Jason Bateman - Nick Hendricks

“- Young John Bayley: I could get in trouble, having women in my room.
- Young Iris Murdoch: I wouldn't say you'd had me, just yet.”
Hugh Bonneville - Young John Bayley
Kate Winslet - Young Iris Murdoch

“When he tells you he wants to exchange ideas, what he wants is to exchange fluids.”

Woody Allen - Cliff Stern

“- Lucille: Alky can't make a fool of me. I want to go places. I want to do things. I want freedom, I want liberty, I want justice...
- Groucho: Madam, you're making history. In fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.”
Thelma Todd - Lucille
Groucho Marx - Groucho

“- The Professor: If I thought there was any chance of changing your mind, I'd talk about Miss Kendall, of whom you so obviously disapprove.
- Roger Thornhill: Yes, for using sex like some people use a flyswatter.”
Leo G. Carroll - The Professor
Cary Grant - Roger Thornhill