“Monkey Business” quotes(1931)
Plot – Groucho, Harpo, Chico and Zeppo Marx travel illegally on an ocean liner as immigrants. On the ship, they disguise themselves to not be discovered. Then thanks to two gangsters, they enter illegally in USA. Zeppo realizes his dream to get engaged to the daughter of one of the gangster.
All actors – Brothers The Marx, Groucho Marx, Harpo Marx, Chico Marx, Zeppo Marx, Rockliffe Fellowes, Harry Woods, Thelma Todd, Ruth Hall, Tom Kennedy, Eddie Baker, Bobby Barber, Billy Barty, Billy Bletcher, Eddie Borden, James Bradbury Jr., Maxine Castle, Maurice Chevalier, Davison Clark, Cecil Cunningham, Bobby Dunn, Al Flosso, Bess Flowers, Otto Fries, Sherry Hall, Pat Harmon, Ethan Laidlaw, Sam Marx, Charlotte Mineau, Harold Minjir, William H. O'Brien, Evelyn Pierce, Cyril Ring, Constantine Romanoff, Rolfe Sedan, Frederick Sullivan, Ben Taggart, Leo White, Leo Willisshow all
“Monkey Business” Quotes 18 quotes
“With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now.”
“- Groucho: Come here, babe, I like you.
- Lucille: Oh, I shouldn't. What about my husband?
- Groucho: That's alright. Maybe we can get a girl for him.”
“- Waiter: Would you like to have anything before lunch?
- Chico: Yes, breakfast.”
“I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.”
“- Lucille: From the time he got the marriage license, I've led a dog's life.
- Groucho: Are you sure he didn't get a dog's license?”
“- Groucho: You know who sneaked into my stateroom at three o'clock this morning?
- Capt. Corcoran: Who did that?
- Groucho: Nobody, and that's my complaint.”
“- Madame Swempski: I don't like this innuendo.
- Groucho: That's what I always say: love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.”
“The stockholder of yesteryear is the stowaway of today.”
“- Groucho: You call this a barn? This looks like a stable.
- Chico: Well, if you look at it, it's a barn. If you smell it, it's a stable.”
“Before I get through with you, you will have a clear case for divorce, and so will my wife. Now, the first thing to do is to arrange for a settlement. You take the children, your husband takes the house, Junior burns down the house, you take the insurance, and I take you.”
“- Capt. Corcoran: One goes around with a black moustache.
- Groucho: Well, you couldn't expect a moustache to go around by itself. Don't you think a moustache ever gets lonely, Captain?”
“Oh, you were going to show me a good time. A good time! Well, I might as well had stayed home and played solitaire!”
“You're just wasting your breath, and that's no great loss either.”
“Nice old piece of melodrama, kidnapping a girl. You've been reading too many dime novels.”