“- Brian Hope: Let me try and summarize this: god is his son. And his son is god. But his son moonlights as a holy ghost, a holy spirit, and a dove. And they all send each other, even though they're all one and the same thing.
- Charlie McManus: You've got it. You really could be a nun!”
Eric Idle - Brian Hope
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus

“The search for the grail is the search for the divine in all of us.”
Denholm Elliott - Marcus Brody

“Dr. Meecham as a physician you should know the body is the temple of the Holy Spirit.”

Gerald Busby - Rev. David Ruteledge

“Your grandfather used to say that a bird which flies into your house is an angel. You must look upon his presence as a blessing.”
Ben Kingsley - Behrani

“- Stuart Little: You know where we can find him?
- Monty: You don't wanna find him. You don't want anything to do with him. Trust me. He'd eat you so fast, you'd be a pile of falcon poop before you could yell for help.”
Michael J. Fox - Stuart Little
Steve Zahn - Monty