“You work so hard not to be seen as a sex object. Before long, you're not seen at all.”
Laura Linney - Constance Harraway

“- Debbie: If you want, I'll show you me fanny.
- Billy: Nah, I'm all right.”
Nicola Blackwell - Debbie
Jamie Bell - Billy

“- Judge: Bailiff! Throw this jackass out of my courtroom!
- Mr. Mifflin: He's not only that! He's also a pervert! He touches himself in the mens room!
- Peggy Schuyler: And he cheated on my daddy! He had sex with a dead woman in your office!
- Burton Schuyler: You're fired Cobb!”
Harvey Vernon - Judge
Michael Ensign - Mr. Mifflin
Madolyn Smith Osborne - Peggy Schuyler
Dana Elcar - Burton Schuyler

“- Alec Newbary: You ran out on this relationship, you take the consequences.
- Leslie Hunter: I didn't run out on anything. You ran out.
- Alec Newbary: You fucked Kevin.
- Leslie Hunter: [shouting] You fucked many!
- Alec Newbary: Nameless, faceless many.
- Leslie Hunter: I feel much better now. Thanks.”
Ally Sheedy - Alec Newbary
Judd Nelson - Leslie Hunter

“Vanessa, let's talk about class for a minute, alright? Here's you and Giorgio in the guestroom. A little classy, isn't it? Here's you and Giorgio in the rumpus room. Another classy one, huh? Oh, this one, I can't figure out. There's you, there's Giorgio... what's with the midget over here?”

Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon