Andrea Martin quotes
“I don't like to cry in public, unless I'm getting paid for it.”
Now, you are family. Okay. All my life, I had a lump at the back of my neck, right here. Always, a lump. Then I started menopause and the lump got bigger from the "hormonees." It started to grow. So I go to the doctor, and he did the bio... the b... the... the bios... the... b... the "bobopsy." Inside the lump he found teeth and a spinal cord.... (continue)(continue reading)
“- Maria: Remember, Paris, protect the poulaki - eyes open knees shut!
- Aunt Voula: [to Maria] If your knees are open, shut your eyes.”
“It's really important to me to keep growing and keep finding new things.”
“I'm sick of the treadmill.”
“- April Stool: I'm fucking the gardener.
- Lloyd Stool: I hate you.
- April Stool: I don't care.”
“- Aunt Voula: Nikki, how come you no come to curler my hairs this morning?
- Nikki: Ma! I had to drop Dimos at work. And now, I gotta go open the travel agency, because, you know, some jag-off and his big-ass girlfriend are too busy.
- Angelo: Ma! Tell her I open up the dry cleaners every day, and I think it's about time she did something for a...” (continue)(continue reading)