“He still digs humanity, but it bothers Him to see the shit that gets carried out in His name - wars, bigotry, televangelism. But especially the factioning of all the religions. He said humanity took a good idea and, like always, built a belief structure on it.”

Chris Rock - Rufus

“- Roger Cobb: Who are all these freaks?
- Frank McGraw: Your most devoted fans.”
William Katt - Roger Cobb
Steve Susskind - Frank McGraw

- Alfred: He's a very committed environmentalist.
- Steve: Spike Jonze is a tree hugger? Jesus, I never would've had him down as that.
- Alfred: Well... I think he prefers the term "leaf people".
Alfred Molina - Himself
Steve Coogan - Himself

“Have you ever stared into the eyes of a religious fanatic, Baron? Suicide and martyrdom are often the same thing.”
Giancarlo Giannini - Padishah - Emperor Shaddam Corrino IV

“Extremism in defense of apes is no vice.”
Tim Roth - Thade