“- Buck Russell: [struggles to pick a hissing, fighting cat up out of the bushes] Come on.
[takes it into the house]
- Buck Russell: Hey who left the cat out?
- Maizy Russell: We don't have a cat.”
John Candy - Buck Russell
Gaby Hoffmann - Maizy Russell

“- The Cable Guy: Wow, the old McNair place. Never thought they'd get the floors clean after what happened.
- Steven M. Kovacs: Why? What happened?
- The Cable Guy: They had a lot of cats.”
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy
Matthew Broderick - Steven M. Kovacs

“- Coretta Keeling, the Cat Lady: I'm not leaving without my kitties!
- Longfellow Deeds: How many do you got?
- Coretta Keeling, the Cat Lady: Seven.
- Longfellow Deeds: Holy shit. Let's get cracking.”

Aloma Wright - Coretta Keeling, the Cat Lady
Adam Sandler - Longfellow Deeds

"Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me: "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?". My cousin was a weird guy.
Jason Lee - Brodie

“- Clark Griswold: She wrapped up her damn cat!
- Ellen Griswold: Well, take it to the kitchen and open it up.
- Clark Griswold: Then we'll have a cat running around the house.”

Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold