“Every mistake a man can make usually has a sexual accelerator. The things that restore you can also destroy you.”

Gary Sinise - Nathan Zuckerman

“- Ashtray: Oooh, girl, you so tight!
- Dashiki: Wrong hole, fool!”
Shawn Wayans - Ashtray
Tracey Cherelle Jones - Dashiki

“- Jazz: That weekend was a mistake.
- Ford Fairlane: Hey, look. I'm sorry I made you clean the toilets and the bathtubs, I mean, who did all the work in bed?”
Lauren Holly - Jazz
Andrew Dice Clay - Ford Fairlane

“It's not right to go into details, I got nervous. I screwed up, I said the wrong thing... Where if I hadn't, I could be in bed right now with a woman who, if you make her laugh, you got a life. Instead I'm here with you. No offense, but a moron pushing the last legal drug.”

Jack Nicholson - Melvin Udall

“- Justin: You can't fight what we had together.
- Martha: Justin, it was one night. It was a massive mistake. I was drunk out of my mind. You could have been a donkey!”
Ewen Bremner - Justin
Daisy Donovan - Martha