“How can you be sure what will do harm to another man? Personally, I know of only two real evils in life: Remorse and sickness. And happiness is the absence of those two evils.”
Vyacheslav Tikhonov - Prince Andrei Bolkonsky

“You don’t know me, so you’re not really sorry. You’re just mainly awkward ’cause I have sprung some cancer talk at you.”
Cherry Jones - Susan

“[as Gammy Num-Nums] We don't want to go anywhere with you, Melon Head!”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“That's right monkey, play my head!”
Peter Dante - Dante

“Was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you?”
Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Keats