“- Deb: What are you drawing?
- Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
- Deb: What's a liger?
- Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.”
Tina Majorino - Deb
Jon Heder - Napoleon Dynamite

“- Jack Deebs: I'm a cartoonist. I drew all this. I have visions. I translate this.
- Frank Harris: You do nothing, man. This place exists with or without you. You believe me, right? I'm not one of your creations.
- Jack Deebs: Right. You're not pretty enough.”
Gabriel Byrne - Jack Deebs
Brad Pitt - Detective Frank Harris

“- Alexander Sebastian: That's almost great.
- Jill Baker: Who painted it?
- Alexander Sebastian: A woman. No man could be so malicious.”
Burgess Meredith - Alexander Sebastian
Merle Oberon - Jill Baker

“- Ma Flodder: Where did you find that? That face I haven't seen for ten years.
- Johnnie: It was under your bed.
- Ma Flodder: Away with that. I don't want to be involved with your father.
- Dochter Kees: Is that my father?
- Ma Flodder: His father, not yours.”

Nelly Frijda - Ma Flodder
Huub Stapel - Johnnie
Tatjana Simic - Dochter Kees

“I think, instead of passport photographs, they should let you do a drawing of yourself.”
Joyce Deans - Stephanie