“Blast this Christmas music. It's joyful and triumphant.”
Jim Carrey - Grinch

“- Barry William Cox: How do you know this is even related? You did a lot of things last summer.
- Julie James: Well, only one murder comes to mind.”
Ryan Phillippe - Barry William Cox
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Julie James

“- Young Joe: This summer's gonna be great, right, Gus?
- Young Gus: Yeah, it can't get any worse than last summer.
- Young Joe: That's for sure. See, last summer was a learning experience. For instance, we know where my father keeps his cigars.”
Frankie Nasso - Young Joe
Norman D. Golden II - Young Gus

“- Hub: We're old, damnit! Leave us alone!
- Garth: The last thing we need is some little sissy boy hanging around all summer.”
Robert Duvall - Hub
Sir Michael Caine - Garth

“- Harris, Security Officer: Hot enough for ya, Larry?
- Larry Wilson: No, Harris! Why don't you turn up the heat?
- Harris, Security Officer: OK, I'll tell the engineer.”
Mark Kenneth Smaltz - Harris, Security Officer
Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson