“You guys? There's a whole section on tax law down here that we can burn.”

Arjay Smith - Brian Parks

“- Milton Fishman: Well guys, we gotta start a fire. Better start looking for pinecones.
- Max Grabelski: Pinecones?
- Milton Fishman: It says in the manual, whenever your camp is surrounded by green wood, always use pinecones to start your fire.
- Max Grabelski: If the manual told you to stick your wiener in a light-socket, would you do it?”
Ari Greenberg - Milton Fishman
Daniel Stern - Max Grabelski

They're talking about banning books again! Really subversive books, like "The Wizard of Oz"... "The Diary of Anne Frank".
Amy Madigan - Annie Kinsella

“The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town.”
Mickey Rourke - Marv

“- Ron Launius: What the fuck am I going to do with a microwave?
- John Holmes: You can heat food with it.
- Ron Launius: The only thing I want to heat up right now is some dope.”
Josh Lucas - Ron Launius
Val Kilmer - John Holmes