“You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!”
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“- John W. Creasy: The gunshot holds no fear, say it.
- Lupita Ramos: The gunshot holds no fear.
- John W. Creasy: You welcome the sound. In fact it's the sound that sets you free. You are a prisoner on this block until that sound sets you free.”

Denzel Washington - John W. Creasy
Dakota Fanning - Lupita Ramos

“- Jean Villeneuve: [to the slave Occam] Here. A proper musket for you.
- Dan Scott: I don't know about the rest of you, but I don't like the idea of giving muskets to slaves.
- Jean Villeneuve: Your sense of freedom is as pale as your skin.”
Tchéky Karyo - Jean Villeneuve
Donal Logue - Dan Scott

“- Mayor Moe Carson: I demand a little respect.
- Lester Cadwalader, Sr.: You're getting it... very little.”
Edgar Kennedy - Mayor Moe Carson
Guy Kibbee - Lester Cadwalader, Sr.

“You have thirteen hours in which to solve the labyrinth, before your baby brother becomes one of us... forever.”

David Bowie - Jareth