“Iraq is dope. I'm thinking about getting a place there.”
Jonah Hill - Efraim Diveroli

“- Danny Costanzo: What the hell are we doing in Key West?
- Ray Hughes: It's as far south as we can go without having to speak Spanish.”
Billy Crystal - Danny Costanzo
Gregory Hines - Ray Hughes

“- Sallah: Indy, you have no time. If you still want the ark, it is being loaded onto a truck for Cairo.
- Indiana Jones: Truck? What truck?”
John Rhys-Davies - Sallah
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones

“A teacher once told me I was a mistress of self-reinvention. I wasn't really sure what it meant at the time. But since moving here, I've come to understand it. Ardsley-on-Hudson is boring and routine. It's a fucking baby factory. I wanna start my life over again.”
Haley Bennett - Megan

“- Kirby: Dad are we really going to New York City?
- Rosco Bigger - Fang: That's why they call them mobile homes, son, 'cause they're mobile.”
Cody McMains - Kirby
Tom Arnold - Rosco Bigger - Fang