“- Screen Voice #1: Look! An alien!
- Screen Voice #2: Yeah. We'd better have sex with each other.
[Sam McKenna discreetly looks at the screen]
- Mitch Weaver: Note to self: Sam just looked at the screen.”

Norm MacDonald - Mitch Weaver

“Looks like love at first sight to me. Oh, he likes you, Burke!”

Michael Biehn - Corporal Hicks

“- Private Hudson: Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bug hunt?
- Lieutenant Gorman: All we know is that there's still no contact with the colony and that a xenomorph may be involved.
- Private Frost: Excuse me, sir, a... a what?
- Lieutenant Gorman: A xenomorph.
- Corporal Hicks: It's a bug hunt.”
Bill Paxton - Private Hudson
William Hope - Lieutenant Gorman
Ricco Ross - Private Frost
Michael Biehn - Corporal Hicks

“- Private Hudson: Maybe it's like an ant-hive?
- Private Vasquez: Bees, man. Bees have hives!”

Bill Paxton - Private Hudson
Jenette Goldstein - Private Vasquez

“- Ripley: Just tell me one thing, Burke. You're going out there to destroy them, right? Not to study. Not to bring back. But to wipe them out.
- Burke: That's the plan. You have my word on it.
- Ripley: All right, I'm in.”

Sigourney Weaver - Ripley
Paul Reiser - Burke