“- Alistair Hennessey: Hello Eleanor.
- Eleanor Zissou: Is that a new merit badge?
- Alistair Hennessey: Oh, yeah, as a matter of fact it is. I just became a Knight in Portugal, the Presidente gave a special ball...
- Steve Zissou: Don't be nice to Ali, he's my nemesis.”
Jeff Goldblum - Alistair Hennessey
Anjelica Huston - Eleanor Zissou
Bill Murray - Steve Zissou

“Come in, my poor friend. No one will hurt you here. If you're in trouble, perhaps I can help you. But you need not tell me about it if you don't want to. What's the matter? You're hurt, my poor friend.”

O.P. Heggie - Hermit

“Is the enemy of my enemy my friend or my enemy?”
Luke Goss - Nomak

“There's the right man's best friend and the wrong man's worst enemy.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Danny Roman

“Little friend of all the world, nobody's enemy but my own.”
Cary Grant - Jimmy Monkley