“- Alistair Hennessey: Hello Eleanor.
- Eleanor Zissou: Is that a new merit badge?
- Alistair Hennessey: Oh, yeah, as a matter of fact it is. I just became a Knight in Portugal, the Presidente gave a special ball...
- Steve Zissou: Don't be nice to Ali, he's my nemesis.”
Jeff Goldblum - Alistair Hennessey
Anjelica Huston - Eleanor Zissou
Bill Murray - Steve Zissou

“Come in, my poor friend. No one will hurt you here. If you're in trouble, perhaps I can help you. But you need not tell me about it if you don't want to. What's the matter? You're hurt, my poor friend.”

O.P. Heggie - Hermit

“Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends.”
Edward Norton - Monty Brogan

“It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.”
Richard Harris - Albus Dumbledore

“- Sam: Why am I going in there?
- Spence: Why? To protect me!
- Sam: There is no protection there. If it's a come on we're fish in a barrel. What are you doing?”
Robert De Niro - Sam
Sean Bean - Spence