“- Farmer Ted: I know I came on kinda like a poozer on the bus tonight and everything. But... that's just so my friends won't think, you know, I'm a jerk.
- Samantha: But they're all pretty much jerks, though, aren't they?
- Farmer Ted: Yeah, but the thing is, I'm kinda like the leader, you know? Kinda like the king of the dipshits.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Farmer Ted
Molly Ringwald - Samantha

“Stay away from drugs, gangs, and cyberporn on the Internet and you can be President of the United States some day.”
Dan Aykroyd - Elwood Blues

“- Penny Robinson: On this eve before she is torn from all she knows, kidnapped, hurled into deep space against her will, what thoughts fill the mind of the young space captive?
- Will Robinson: Will there be boys on Alpha Prime? Whatever will I wear?”
Lacey Chabert - Penny Robinson
Jack Johnson - Will Robinson

“There's no such thing as a nice sixteen year old boy.”
Liev Schreiber - Marty Kantrowitz

“Guys can have nightmares too, you know. You haven't got a corner on the market or something.”

Jsu Garcia - Rod Lane