“- Jake Wyler: So listen, you ever wondered what it'd be like to be the most popular girl in school?
- Janey Briggs: You mean anorexic, superficial, a bitch, a whore who lacks any real long-term goals?”
Chris Evans - Jake Wyler
Chyler Leigh - Janey Briggs

“- Jamie Sullivan: OK, so you don't care about classes or graduating, but you like school because you're popular and you'll never be on top again.
- Landon Carter: That's thoroughly predictable.
- Jamie Sullivan: Your act only works on an audience.”
Mandy Moore - Jamie Sullivan
Shane West - Landon Carter

“- Nick: Dad, were you ever popular in school?
- Wayne: You bet. I was president of the astronomy club three years in a row. We were happenin' guys.”
Robert Oliveri - Nick
Rick Moranis - Wayne

“- Lisa Leeson: You're a big hero back in London, they think the sun shines out your arse.
- Nick Leeson: Really? I was beginning to feel like one of those Japanese soldiers, you know, still stuck out in the jungle 20 years after the war.”
Anna Friel - Lisa Leeson
Ewan McGregor - Nick Leeson

“- Rand: Don't worry, they'll dedicate a ward in the psych department to you, you sick fuck.
- Tim: This isn't going to work! You can't shoot me, you morons! It has to look like a suicide!”

Randall Batinkoff - Rand
Matthew Lillard - Tim