“- Nick: Dad, were you ever popular in school?
- Wayne: You bet. I was president of the astronomy club three years in a row. We were happenin' guys.”
Robert Oliveri - Nick
Rick Moranis - Wayne

“- Jamie Sullivan: OK, so you don't care about classes or graduating, but you like school because you're popular and you'll never be on top again.
- Landon Carter: That's thoroughly predictable.
- Jamie Sullivan: Your act only works on an audience.”
Mandy Moore - Jamie Sullivan
Shane West - Landon Carter

“- Jake Wyler: So listen, you ever wondered what it'd be like to be the most popular girl in school?
- Janey Briggs: You mean anorexic, superficial, a bitch, a whore who lacks any real long-term goals?”
Chris Evans - Jake Wyler
Chyler Leigh - Janey Briggs

“I wouldn't know J. Edgar Hoover if he walked in here wearing a dress.”
Mario Roccuzzo - Jerry the Bartender

“I'll give up all that other stuff, but only if I get to keep my name. I worked too hard for it, your honor.”
Angela Bassett - Tina Turner