“Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at 'Barnes & Nobles'. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.”
Amanda Seyfried - Karen Smith

“Alyssa, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.”
Miranda Edwards - Michigan Girl

“Oh, God, Kenny. I'm sorry, but get off my fucking windshield!”

Courteney Cox - Gale Weathers

“- Babe Bennett: Oh, Deeds... oh, I am so sorry.
[breaks into tears and runs away]
- Longfellow Deeds: No, don't be... I mean, that was my first kiss too.”

Winona Ryder - Babe Bennett
Adam Sandler - Longfellow Deeds

“- Chris Hooker: [handing Sarah Bailey a flower] I wanna apologize for those guys in French. They're assholes.
- Sarah Bailey: [droping the flower] Yeah well, you know what they say. You are who you hang with.
- Chris Hooker: Yeah right... wait, did you just call me an asshole?”
Skeet Ulrich - Chris Hooker
Robin Tunney - Sarah Bailey