“You're a loud kisser, and it's gross and unappealing. You look like some old toothless woman suckin' the jelly out of a donut.”

Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“First you lose your girl. Now you're gonna lose your head. You're running out of shit to lose.”

Bruce Willis - Bombay Brian

“- Bruce Banner: Tony, this might not be the time.
- Tony Stark: Really? That's it? You just rollover, show your belly, every time somebody snarls?
- Bruce Banner: Only when I've created a murder bot.”
Mark Ruffalo - Bruce Banner
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“Artists have the power, through our imagination to escape and degenerate world and create a better one.”
Toby Jones - Truman Capote

“- Additional Stepford Wife: I'm going to use a pinecone as the baby Jesus this year.
- Bobbie Markowitz: And I'm going to attach a pinecone to my vibrator and have a really merry Christmas!”
Emily Wing - Additional Stepford Wife
Bette Midler - Bobbie Markowitz