“- Chief: The fate of the entire world is in your hands.
- Maxwell Smart: Oh no, not again. Well, ok this time, but next week I'm on vacation, Chief. If you get in trouble then, it's your ass.”
Dana Elcar - Chief
Don Adams - Maxwell Smart

Parents alive, Gloucestershire, teachers. Him geography, her history. So holidays it would be "Dad, where are we? Mum, have we been here before?".
Juliet Stevenson - Nina

“- Harry Lime: [opens the cash register and steals money from it] Merry Christmas, Harry.
- Marv Merchants: [opens the moneychest and steals money from it] Happy Hanukkah, Marv.”
Joe Pesci - Harry Lime
Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants

“Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.”
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron

“- Arnie Klein: Listen, take a vacation. Go away for a couple of weeks. Take a month off.
- John: Go where?
- Arnie Klein: I dunno.
- John: I live in a vacation spot.
- Arnie Klein: Then go to someplace where it's painful and sad.”
Alan Arkin - Arnie Klein
Owen Wilson - John