“- Village People: Leatherman: I'm from the Bronx. My name's Glenn Hughes.
- Samantha: What do you do, Glenn?
- Village People: Leatherman: I'm a toll collector at the Brooklyn Battery Tunnel.
- Norma White: Do all toll collectors look like that?
- Village People: Leatherman: Just the hot ones.”
Glenn Hughes - Village People: Leatherman
Valerie Perrine - Samantha
Barbara Rush - Norma White

“- Steve: So, you took Warner, eh?
- Patch Gallagher: Yeah, I know she's not so hot, but with all the real talent going Hollywood, you've got to make the best of what you can get.”

Clark Gable - Patch Gallagher

“- Elektra King: What do you do to survive?
- James Bond: I take pleasure - and great beauty.”
Sophie Marceau - Elektra King
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- Natalie: I thought it was poor form to bring your work home with you.
- Mitch: Well, you're a presentable piece of work.”
Lyndsy Fonseca - Natalie
Michael Doneger - Mitch

“My doctor totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me looked like Gwyneth Paltrow, I get off the surgery table looking life freakin' Shrek.”
Shawn Wayans - Kevin Copeland