“- Tucker: Hey, get... Get outta here.
- Boy: I saw her! I saw her, I saw her!
- Tucker: That wasn't nice.
- Gilbert: What? What'd I do?
- Tucker: You know what you did.
- Gilbert: Oh.
- Tucker: That's your mother in there. Your mother.”
John C. Reilly - Tucker Van Dyke
Nicholas Stojanovich - Boy
Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape

“One day some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect.”
Ray Liotta - Henry Hill

“- Baravelli: Do you honor your father and mother?
- Titta: Yes, but they don't honor me. They beat me.
- Baravelli: You must annoy them.”
Gianfilippo Carcano - Baravelli
Bruno Zanin - Titta

“- B-rad: Shut up, ho.
- Shondra: Who you callin' ho, ho?
- B-rad: Yo, ho, the same ho that gave up that weak-ass kiss five minutesago in the bedroom.”
Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman
Regina Hall - Shondra

“You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!”
Steve Carrell - Andy