- Jenna Reed: I've been the director of the "Dream Come True" foundations since October.
- Joe Cooper: The ones that grant wishes to sick a dying kids, right?
- Jenna Reed: Oh, well we like to think of them as health challenged and survival impaired.
Yasmine Bleeth - Jenna Reed
Trey Parker

“- Augusto Odone: Dr. Nikolias, what about the other boys, what results are you seeing in them?
- Professor Nikolias: As with Lorenzo it's too early to tell. We need this study to run for the full six months.
- Augusto Odone: And that would tell you what is obvious right now? That avoiding apple skins and pizza has no effect on this brutal disease?”
Nick Nolte - Augusto Odone
Peter Alexander Ustinov - Professor Nikolais

“The only thing worse than biting it from cancer is having a kid bite it from cancer.”
Shailene Woodley - Hazel

“Two thousand years ago we worshiped them as gods. Three hundred years ago we burned them at the stake, as witches. Now we treat them with drugs... and therapy.”

Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Dr. Jake Rainer

“- General Gogol: The order of Lenin, for Comrade Bond. The first ever non-Soviet citizen to receive this award.
- M: I'd thought the KGB would have celebrated if Silicon Valley had been destroyed.
- General Gogol: On the contrary, Admiral, where would Russian research be without it?”

Walter Gotell - General Gogol
Robert Brown - M