“I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.”

Chevy Chase - Ty Webb

- Jeannine: Conrad, I'm not a very good bowler, what I mean is, I'm a funny bowler.
- Conrad "Con" Jarrett: Oh, well we don't have to go bowling if you'd rather not. How funny are ya?
- Jeannine: On a scale of one to ten... about a ten.
- Conrad "Con" Jarrett: Oh... yeah, that's pretty funny.
Elizabeth McGovern - Jeannine
Timothy Hutton - Conrad

“- Nubie: You always run the ball! Why can't I run the ball?
- Hanon: Because you're slow, and no one likes you.”
Matthew McCurley - Nubie
Troy Simmons - Hanon

“- Josh: I'm much better at video hockey.
- Paul: That's not a sport.
- Josh: It requires hand and eye coordination.
- Paul: It's not a sport if you don't sweat.”
Tom Hanks - Josh
John Heard - Paul

“Rock, let's put it this way. Now, three years ago you was supernatural. You was hard and you was nasty and you had this cast-iron jaw but then the worst thing happened to you, that could happen to any fighter. You got civilized.”
Burgess Meredith - Mickey Goldmill