I can barely move my legs!
Do me a favor and kill me now!
Something, something rhymes with "legs"!
My life is over anyhow!

Steve Martin - Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko

“Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“With one week to go before the pageant, I was finishing my outfit, rehearsing my talent, brushing up on current events, and running 18 miles a day on about 400 calories. I was ready.”
Alexandra Holden - Mary Johanson

“I'm not really jogging. I only ran about fifty yards. This is not real sweat, either. I sprayed it on. They sell this at sporting goods stores. It's made from the actual sweat of professional athletes. This was taken from a Boston Celtics basketball player immediately after a double overtime game.”

Steve Martin - Larry

- Young Ben Hanscom: [reading a paper] "He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts." That's all it says, over and over.
- Young Bill Denbrough: [stuttering heavily] My m-m-m-om g-gave me that to to to... st! To help with my st-st-st-stutter!
- Young Richie Tozier: No offensepal, it ain't workin'.
Brandon Crane - Young Ben Hanscom
Jonathan Brandis - Young Bill Denbrough
Harry Anderson - Young Richie Tozier