“There's something deeply ingrained in human biology: women prefer bad over weak and indecisive... and unemployed.”
Mackenzie Astin - Jimmy

“- Lord Harry Wrotham: You're insane going with a man like that!
- Joker: Would she be sane staying with a man like you?”

Edward Fox - Lord Harry Wrotham
Gareth Hunt - Joker

“- Amelia Warren: I just keep ingesting these poisonous men until I make myself sick.
- Viktor Navorski: You're not sick, Amelia, no. You're a little far-sighted.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Amelia Warren
Tom Hanks - Viktor Navorski

“- Wang Ta: This is not China. This is a different world. And here a man has the right to choose his own wife.
- Wang Chi-Yang: And here he also has the right to get divorced every year and pick a new one.”
James Shigeta - Wang Ta
Benson Fong - Wang Chi-Yang

“Kate, you should choose. What's it gonna be? Mr. Action Figure Hero Guy? Or brains, and sensitivity, and a lot of other things I could name. So in other words: me or that guy?”
Billy Bob Thornton - Terry Collins