“You know guns don't kill people, stupid motherfuckers with guns kill people!”
Chris Tucker - Franklin Hatchett

“- Brian Gamble: You know, I didn't know that they made bulletproof bras. Is it just me? But you know, I didn't know that.
- Chris Sanchez: What they need to make are bulletproof condoms big enough to fit your big head.”
Jeremy Renner - Brian Gamble
Michelle Rodriguez - Chris Sanchez

“- Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
- Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.”
Victor McGuire - Gary
Lenny McLean - Barry the Baptist

“- Sundance Kid: Now let me tell you something. I could drop you right here. So don't be telling me how stupid I am. I'm as smart as you are. Now, you got that?
- Butch Cassidy: Now with that in your hand, you're a damn genius!”

William Katt - Sundance Kid
Tom Berenger - Butch Cassidy

“- Tommy O'Shea: Guns make you nervous?
- Paul Kersey: Guns have their uses. Idiots with guns make me nervous.”
Michael Parks - Tommy O'Shea
Charles Bronson - Paul Kersey